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Classic Eagle If Youre Trying To Scare Me Im Terrified Of Boobs America T Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
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$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ Made to Order
You didnโt come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildanยฎ blanks โ bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.
๐ธ Seeing a T-Shirt? Thatโs just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style โ we print and ship it your way.
Hereโs Why Itโs Worth It
- ๐จ Built to Last โ DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ Designed for Real Life โ Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- ๐บ๐ธ US Cotton, Real Quality โ Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3โ6 oz โ soft, breathable, classic fit.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Reference the charts below before you order:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
Shipping & Delivery
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We canโt accept returns for sizing errors, but weโre always here to help if something isnโt right.
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